Illinois vs. Wisky

Tonight @ 6pm
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The rest of America needs to take a cue from New Orleans and make the Monday after every Super Bowl a national holiday. I mean, the Super Bowl itself is already the single greatest celebration of American patriotism aside from Independence Day – apologies to President’s Day, Thanksgiving, Kasmir Polaski Day, and Bastille Day.

A favorite part of Big Sunday is always the commercials. At my office, that was the topic of conversation. Forget the masterful performance of Saints QB Drew Breeze or the 5 lb balls Saints Head Coach Sean Payton, my coworkers wanted to talk about Betty White, free breakfast at Denny’s, and a house built out of Bud Light. Personally, I liked e-Trade (that Milk-o-holic Lyndsey), Doritos (keep your hands off my mama), and Budweiser Auto-Tune.
They were all pretty good, but let me show you some of the best of all time…Super Bowl and non-Super Bowl included.

Terry Tate Office Linebacker

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You kill the Joe. You make some mo’!

The pain train is coming. Woo! Woo!

You know you need a cover sheet on the TPS report, Richard! That ain’t new baby.

Bud Light Swear Jar

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Can I borrow your pen? Can I borrow your f!$%ing pen?

Phil Collins

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Phil Collins radio anyone?

Before Sunday’s game, Peyton Manning was ready to be crowned the best QB of all-time. While I am a huge Peyton Manning fan, Drew Brees is as under appreciated as they come. There was a stat during the 10+ hours of pre-game that compared Manning and Brees over the past 6 year. They had the same amount of touchdown passes but Brees had 1200 more yards passing. Unfortunately, even with this Super Bowl victory, Brees is not considered in the same caliber as Manning. Well, not unless he wins another Super Bowl.

Another underappreciated athlete suits up tonight for the Illini. He’s #32, and he was just named co-Big10 Player of the Week (the other half of the award was his high school running mate Evan Turner). McCamey has accounted for 49% of the Illini offense during Big10 play; he is 9th in the country in assists; and he is on pace to have the single highest assist total in school history - the most since Deron Williams. At the beginning of the season, I could barely find a fan in Illini nation to believe in D Mac’s ability as a point guard and a leader. McCamey is changing a lot of minds this year. Will he ever be mentioned in the same breath as Deron Williams? Not yet. I think he’ll have to pull a Drew Brees.

Wisky

Like Michigan State on Saturday, Wisconsin is missing their leading scorer in 6’10” center Jon Leuer. Still, Wisky has been defying the odds all year, and they are practically unbeatable at Kohl. We will need to play even better than we did on Saturday to knock off the Badgers.

Freshman guard DJ Richardson had an amazing dunk in traffic Saturday. We need him to play lock down defense against Senior guard Trevon Hughes. Whatever happens, it’s going to be downright insane at the Kohl. The winner of this game is in the driver seat for the Big10 title. It’s going to be a good one.


Wisconsin – 59
Illinois – 63


Sincerely,
Abe Vigoda